• Drugs Win Philippines’ War on Drugs
• Migrant Worker Learns the Bitter Truth: His Kumpare Had Been Riding His Honda While He Was Away
• Iglesia Ni Cristo Partners With Bureau of Internal Revenue to Implement Innovative ‘Salvation Tax’ System
• Senator Ronald Dela Rosa Declares Trees ‘Communist Sympathizers’, Calls For Complete Deforestation of Mountains
• Filipino Tourist Sets New World Record For Fastest Airplane-Touchdown-to-Seatbelt-Unfastening Time
• Elon Musk Offers $1 Billion to the Philippines If It Changes Name to ‘Philippenis’
• Our Daughter Is Now a Young Woman. Time For Her to Be Circumcised!
• Modern-Day Hero Refused Burial at Libingan ng mga Bayani
• Justice Secretary Remulla’s Survival Tip to Leftist Groups: ‘Stop Being Annoying’
• Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau Thanks Philippine President Marcos for Regular Supply of High-Grade Filipinos
• Jollibee CEO Ernesto Tanmantiong Sues Company, Demands Paid Leave, 13th-Month Pay
• Ungrateful Daughter Chafes at Role As Parents’ Retirement Plan
• Water Cannons Aimed at Philippine Coast Guard Ship Actually Shower Heads, China Insists
• Upsilon Sigma Phi Neophyte Proud of Brods Who Remade the Philippines into a People-Exporting Third World Economy
• South Korea Claims Exclusive Use of ‘East Sea’, Demands Vietnam Drop Name for Its Own East Sea
• Ilocano Migrant Worker Feels Deep, Metaphysical Connection to Congressman Sandro Marcos