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UP Freshman Sports Che Guevara Shirt in Attempt to Attract Women Who Hate Imperialism but Love Red Flags

Wilfredo Alarcon, 18, was spotted climbing the steps of Palma Hall in Diliman Campus Wednesday afternoon wearing a slightly distressed Che Guevara T-shirt–a sartorial choice he claims was made “to spark revolutionary discourse,” but which several sources confirm was more accurately aimed at sparking interest from left-leaning women majoring in Ethnic Studies.

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Science

University of the Philippines Study Finds 8 Out of 10 Panay Islanders Have Aswang DNA

78 percent of residents of Panay Island in the provinces of Aklan, Antique, Capiz and Iloilo have Aswang DNA, according to a recent study by researchers from the University of the Philippines in Los Baños entitled “DNA Sequencing and Analysis of Panay Island Population” published in the latest issue of Nature.