We Don’t Need a Divorce Law in the Philippines
Crafting a divorce law in the Philippines is a monumentally bad idea. Here’s why:
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We will lose our status as “The Only Country Besides the Vatican Where Divorce is Illegal.” Think about that for a second before you babble about gender equality and all that nonsense.
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You’re not a Muslim, are you?
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Just go and see the doctor to cover up those bruises from last night’s fight. It’s so much cheaper (not to mention quicker) than going through a divorce. Try not to raise your voice next time.
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You are your husband’s property, like his oxen and donkeys. You didn’t know that, did you? Ignorance is no excuse; read up on the Bible and educate yourself.
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That guy at work you think you could hook up with after you divorce your husband? I bet he’s a bigger asshole that your current spouse.
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Have you tried marriage counseling? Confessing your sins? Putting a portrait of Jesus or Mother Mary in your bedroom?
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Maybe you’re just a selfish bitch.